中国雅虎英语俱乐部
读笑话，练口语2008-04-23 14:01 |
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和大家分享几个笑话 Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerrywent to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Everytime I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Cometo me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do youcharge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," saidJerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn'tyou ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundredbucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so!How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody underthere now!!! 杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了！”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢？”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了！” |
2 Problem with gas放屁的问题
A littleold lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problemwith gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and arealways silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I'vebeen here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don'tsmell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's aprescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back tosee me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor,"she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ...although still silent... stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Nowthat we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”一星期 后老 太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！”医生说：“太好了！你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”
